Quoted from a forum I visit.
For Valentine's day last year, he got me a website, and since he was hosting it, this following conversation occurred:
Jacque: “And you’ll have shell access to my server.”
argyl3: “That’s really really sweet, even if it is incredibly nerdy.
Jacque: “Can I have shell access to your heart?”
argyl3: “You can have root access to my heart.”